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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr


itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

goodandbeautifulperi:

averypotterurl:

neildegrassetyson:

Who is the most attractive US president of all time?

It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln 

THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS

IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES

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#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’

I laughed for a thousand years at ‘zesty Bill Clinton’

baberaham lincoln





spooktroye:

havexheart:

thisfistfighticallmylife:

veniym:

deathtocliches:

raj-2da-deep:

5th time reblogging 

I regret nothing 

#America in general

Omg.

Yupp. Phelps is def a Baltimore kid.

And we wonder why everyone hates us

this is so true 



taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you




taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you





jeusus:

So, I went to the Parisian première of Thor 2 last week, and the movie was so fucking epic that I went to see it again today.

All the scenes I want to draw will have to wait until the Blu Ray release so I used a Tom Hiddleston picture as a reference for this.

I need to stop drawing once every two weeks, this is getting ridiculous.



castleismyoneanddone:

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

and a partridge in a pear tree

australian christmas right there





tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle




tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle



religiousmom:

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind




lolsofunny:

Remember that 4th powerpuff girl:

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I’m just saying, okay, but: 

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That is the most accurate comparison that I’ve ever seen.




lolsofunny:

Remember that 4th powerpuff girl:

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I’m just saying, okay, but: 

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That is the most accurate comparison that I’ve ever seen.